Altered trip to Ensay South
(Please Slow Down)
November 9- 14
Original trip changed due to rain and river depth
Andrew Haslett
HJ75 Tray, Snorkel and
BFG 33 Muddies
Vic. All Terrain 4x4 club
Neil Hemmington
Toymota Smurf, Stock,
2.4lt turbo diesel
API 4x4 club
Dave & Karen Ryrie
GQ Troll snorkel and
BFG 31 all Terrain's
API 4x4 club/Vic All Terrain 4x4 club
Later attendee's
Andy Callanan
Landrover Discovery,
Snorkel, BFG Muddies
Landrover club
Daryl Peacock / Doogs /
John Clerici
Bronco 351
BFG 33 Muddies
Vic All Terrain 4x4 Club
This trip started Thursdaylate afternoon with a run down to Heyfield and up to Hickeys
creek, just short of Licola.
Camped overnight. Friday was a slow start and drive to Licola to wait for Andy Cal.
From Licola we traveled along the Macalister to Primrose Gap and then down through Glen Cairn and onto
Black soil track.
The rain started to tumble as we finished off Black soil track and
started along the Macalister
River crossing it 8 times before
setting up camp at the base of
the Butcher Country Track on
the Macalister River. As the
tents went up the rain
bucketed down turning the
track into a river. Neil brought
out his shade tent (cabana) and
this when draped with tarps
became our only dry area.
Meanwhile Hazza was very
comfortable asleep in his cab.
Trenches had to be dug around
the tents and they all ended up
sending water underneath
Hazza's 75 series.
With all the timber absolutely
soaking wet, Hazza's beer can
lighter expertise was called
upon. And soon after, the fire
was lit.
Saturday morning and the
rain had not let up. Neil
wandered off and caught his
first ever Trout in 5 minutes.
Very tasty!
So a very wet group of cars
headed up Butcher track. Neil's
car with standard tyres already full of mud
needed a little tug up the first steep bit. But after
this the rest of the butcher track was relatively
easy. The view would have been excellent if only
we could have seen more than 20 feet in any
direction. Low cloud and the rain ruined the
views.
The top of the track near Zeeka Spur track
was flooded and great fun to drive through.
Our planned meeting with the Bronco didn't
happen and they could not be raised on CB or
UHF and did not answer their Mobile.
After lunch our group started down Zeeka and
after 15 minutes Daryl called on the mobile to
say he was just starting down Zeeka. The track
was pretty good except for some non-Bronco-sized
gaps cut in fallen trees.
Once in Wonnangatta we had to cross the first
obstacle "Dry River" which was dry in February
but was now flowing very fast and deep in one
section. All cars crossed this bonnet height river
without drama and proceeded to the first Bog
hole.
Hazza charged in first and with lockers
punched made it with ease. Dave followed in the
Troll and bashed his way through embedding a
large amount of mud into the winch. Neil with
stock tyres got about half way before he lost
traction. The comment from Hazza was "I'll tow
you out but you have to connect yourself up" as
Hazza had his new boots on. Don't ask how
much they are worth. With Neil attached Hazza
pulled him out with ease. Andy in the Disco
managed the bog quite easily with his Muddies
digging down and finding traction.
While waiting for the Bronco Hazza tried the
bog a few more times.
Daryl's Bronc made the bog hole look small
but he was driving along sideways with a roaring
engine and a squealing power steering pump it
made for good video footage.
Camp was set up not far from the toilet
(destroyed by a wombat that evening) the same
camp as in Feb. The river was running very high
in its banks and by next morning it has risen
over another foot .
A decision was made to not try further down
stream to cross but to go out the direction we
came in. Every one in the valley had the same
idea. And once we got to Dry River there where
27 cars waiting to cross.
The track in was now impassable due to the
height of the river and the fact that the trees
downstream of the track on the other side would
inflict serious damage to any car washed
fractionally downstream.
A new track was made 20 metres upstream
and some cars had already been towed across
when we arrived.
A single tow car on the other side reversed
and towed other cars across.
The group of cars in front of ours decided they
wanted their trailers towed across unhitched.
The bike trailer made it fine but the light box
trailer snapped its coupling handle (stupid place
to winch from) and was taken downstream until
a single piece of Blue Yellow nylon cable (Maybe
Telstra rope, Maybe not, where not saying) saved
it from getting washed completely away.
It took these guys 2 hours to get 2 cars and 2
trailers across, a lot of people cast doubts on
the intellect of the towing people who seemed in
charge.
The Bronco was the first of our group to be
towed across it was hitched to the rear of a 45
series tray and then via 4 snatch-em's across the
river to a 75 tray who had to reverse to tow.
The call went out to "GO" and in went the 45
followed by the Bronco, the towing
vehicle could not reverse fast
enough and everyone thought the
Bronc slammed the side of the 45
which had been washed around to
face upstream. But no damage was
found. Daryl had to brake to avoid
the 45.

The next cars up where Hazza
and Neil in his Surf (appropriately
named). Hazza was standing beside
his car and people where still
attaching Neil's car to the rear of.
the 75 when the tow car driver, Daryl in the
Bronc, was told to go. This pulled Hazza's car
into the edge of the river. Before Daryl realized
no one was in the drivers seat and stopped.
Hazza's first thought was "Shit the hand brakes
slipped".
Once set, Hazza and Neil got towed/Drove the
river. Neil's car swallowed water and stopped but
Hazza towed him out of the river.
An unimpressed Hazza took over towing the
next pairing to be towed through. Andy Cal's
Disco and myself in the Patrol. Just before it was
my turn to be towed, Karen slipped away from
the group to perve on the bike riders pushing
their dirtbikes across a fallen tree upstream. It
then was my turn to be towed and Karen was
nowhere to be found. I started yelling for her and
so did all these other guys. Karen came running
aware she would have to walk the river if she
missed the ride.
The water covered the windscreen by about 3
inches. But the tow was uneventful.
The Patrol stayed at the water edge and was
hooked up for the next group of cars.
The track the tow car had to take was getting
cut up and with having All Terrain's on it took a
fair amount of RPM and trench digging by the
tyres to drag the cars over. Meanwhile Neil had
started stripping his engine down.
An 80 series with lockers took over the towing
and because the next cars where Rodeo's and
Couriers without snorkels, they decided to be
towed over with engines off. Apparently
something to do with the number of cars on the
opposite side with bonnets up and steam rising
/water spraying.
The 80 series was joined at the front to a 308-
powered Hilux to help with the drag of 2 dead
weights.
Karen tried to tell people the towpath was
getting littered with broken down cars but no
one listened to her, Because she's a woman. But
indeed the next pair of cars towed across got
stuck half way with water to the tops of their
side windows. The 80 could not get traction and
the dick in the Hilux had it in 2wd.
After this was pointed out and 4WD engaged
both cars wandered left and right straining to
pull the now water logged cars out. And as
Karen had foretold the dead cars where in the
way. A big cry went out to shift these cars and
they where shoved well out of the way. Finally
after 20 - 30 seconds stuck in the river the cars
where pulled out. And the occupants slightly
soaked wanted an explanation.
Daryl's Bronc replaced the Hilux at the front of
the 80 series. The Hilux just didn't have the
weight or tyres to pull. The owner of the 80 was
very vocal until on the next tow he felt the grunt
of the Bronc.
The 80 had started towing before the Bronc
and had started to wander to the left. When the
snatch between the 80 and the Bronc took up it
slammed the 80 back in line and probably
elongated it just a little bit.
One of the cars to come across was a Isuzu
4x4 (pre Rodeo). A very small car. Unknown to
the tow cars it was the only car coming across.
When told to "GO" the Bronc and 80 took off
like normal and the driver of the Isuzu wound
the window down to talk to the person standing
next to him. When the 4 snatch-em's took up
the little truck took off like a rocket. Completely
submerged as the bow wave covered the car.
When the driver got out he was drenched. All
the spectators where falling over themselves in
laughter. Daryl too was laughing but not at the
same thing. Andy Cal had joined him in the
Bronco " to feel real power " as he put it. Daryl
dumped the clutch to begin towing and the
take off tipped Andy's Beer all over him.
The last car through was a Landcruiser
towing a bike trailer. No problems towing him
through with trailer attached. Its just a shame
the other dicks earlier with their trailers didn't
get to see it.
Everyone left and headed to the next river
crossing on Riley's track. While Neil rebuilt his
car. Neil's turbo was full of water and so were
his cylinders. The car spat out the water via the
glow plug holes. And we where travelling again
with a very lucky surf.
Dry river had increased about 2 feet from the
time we arrived that morning up until the last
car, a raised Landcruiser, was pulled through.
Once at the Wonangatta crossing on Riley's
track. We noticed the river was flowing very fast
but not as deep or as wide. The Bronco towed
a plugged up surf through but the power
steering belt slipped and the Bronc drifted to
the downstream side of the track with Daryl
wrenching the steering wheel. Unbeknownst to
Andy and myself that it was the slipping belt
that caused this, we opted for a tow lead on
just in case.
Hazza drove across with Andy in tow but the
tow strap was not needed. The tow strap was
thrown back across the river and Doogs had to
stand in goolies depth water to fetch it. Very
cold. I attached it to the tow point on the Patrol
but not good enough as soon as the car hit the
water the strap let go and floated downstream.
I was unaware of this until I was told when I got
to the other side. $2 fine I think.
We then headed for Myrtleford and from
there over Mt Hotham. Hazza had no electrics
in his car and it was found later to be the
brushes were too worn to make contact.
So over Hotham Hazza sat on the Disco's
taillights. And I tried to shed some light down
the side of Hazza by driving in the oncoming
lane. This continued until Hazza's battery was
charged up enough in the Bronc to be put back
in. And with 1 headlight disconnected to
conserve battery power we limped to Ensay
South (Please slow down) where John has a
holiday house. (miners cottage).
John was so pissed no one could understand
what he was saying on the radio.
The remainder of the trip was taken up with
drinking and relaxing at Ensay South
(Please slow down)
Where we found the cause of Hazza's power
loss and replaced the bushes in the alternator.
A trip I will remember forever with fondness.
Dave Ryrie
Quotes of the Weekend.
To a group of people drinking Guinness.
"Chardonnay anyone"
By Doogs celebrating the purchase of a
house, with a bottle of wine.
And discussing Slimming colours in
fashion.
John came out with.
"I weigh 120 kg but only 80 if I wear
black"
Damage
1 reverse light on the Bronco
1 bent shovel (used by drunks to belt
holes in a 44 gallon drum)
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